Nacho

A Little Bit About Nacho

Nacho – The Interview with the Cat Welfare Officer

Recently, Nacho was interviewed by our Cat Welfare Officer while curled up on her lap.

Interviewer: Good morning, Nacho. Thank you for attending today's interview and for keeping my lap warm.

Nacho: You're welcome. I was told there would be snacks.

Interviewer: We'll discuss that later. First, can you tell us a little about yourself?

Nacho: Certainly. I am Nacho – professional lap cat and full-time handsome gentleman. I specialise in making humans fall in love with me.

Interviewer: Impressive. What are your qualifications?

Nacho: I have extensive experience in finding laps and curling up on them. I am highly skilled at gazing lovingly into people's eyes while activating the powerful V8 purr machine hidden inside this handsome cat body.

Interviewer: We see here that you have experience with people?

Nacho: Absolutely. I enjoy human company and believe regular pats are essential for everyone's wellbeing. My lap cat skills are probably my greatest asset. In fact, I actively seek laps out. Did I mention I'm a huge lap cat?

Interviewer: You have mentioned it several times. How do you feel about other cats?

Nacho: I am generally quite social. I believe every cat deserves a fair chance, although I reserve the right to judge them silently from across the room. I am currently residing with two other male cats who I occasionally like to remind that I am the boss, so I may be best suited as an only cat.

Interviewer: What would you say are your strengths?

Nacho: My good looks, charming personality, excellent purring abilities, and my talent for making even the busiest human stop what they're doing and enjoy some quality lap time. I take my role as a professional lap cat very seriously.

Interviewer: Any weaknesses?

Nacho: I occasionally become distracted by feather toys. I also find it difficult to resist a sunny windowsill... and, of course, a human lap.

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?

Nacho: Living indoors with a loving family and continuing my important work as a professional lap cat.

Interviewer: What are you looking for in a home?

Nacho: A family or person who appreciates quality feline company, provides good food, warm beds, and understands my need for a warm lap.

Interviewer: Final question. Why should someone adopt you?

Nacho: Because every home deserves a little more laughter, a little more love, and a lot more lap cat. I happen to provide all three.

Interviewer: Thank you, Nacho. We believe you'll be an excellent candidate for adoption.

Nacho: Wonderful. Now, about those snacks you promised... 🐾❤️

Interview Ends

Anyone looking for a lap cat need look no further – Nacho would love to apply for the position. Currently in foster care at Doonside, Nacho is accepting applications from suitable humans. Apply via his profile and if Nacho thinks you're what he's looking for, one of our volunteerswill be in touch to arrange a lap assessment session.

My adoption fee includes desexing, health check, microchipping, I am up-to-date with vaccinations and eligible for free lifetime registration.

Adoption Fee: $175